Invisible strawberry, diamanté pin.

I can’t see this as I’m a nun; I’m told by the whores in my life that it’s very pretty. Text small enough that anyone without 20/20 vision has to get really close to read it, then ends up laughing into your chest. (I road-tested this one extensively)

Metal and enamel pin with diamanté details and hand-inked pearlescent banner. For scale, our packaging card is 7.5 cm wide, so this is a small/medium sized pin.