Pearl of Wisdom, diamanté pin

Give this to anyone who is either full of sage advice or a complete and utter moron... or perhaps both. 

Wear it when you need a talisman to prevent you from being an idiot. 

Diamante-detailed metal pin with a hand-inked, pearlescent acrylic banner and imitation pearl.

For scale, the backing card shown in the photograph is 7.5 cm wide, so this is a small-sized pin.