Magic won’t fix this - Ruby slippers pin

Are you in a kind of *tornado transported house has landed on you* situation? If even Dumbledore himself couldn’t get you out of the monumental mess you’ve found yourself in, then this pin is for you. 

A diamante-detailed metal pin with a hand-inked, pearlescent acrylic banner.

For scale, the backing card shown in the photograph is 7.5 cm wide, so this is a small to medium-sized pin.