Hot Mess, menopausal garden bird pin

Hot flushes, night sweats and an internal temperature that appears to have been set to the surface of the sun.

One minute you’re freezing, the next you’re stripping off layers and contemplating climbing into the nearest fridge.

Featuring colourful enamel detailing, sparkling diamanté accents and a hand‑inked pearlescent Perspex ‘HOT MESS’ banner.

See jacket photo for scale; I think it’s roughly 5 cm wide.