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The SAXOPHONES ARE GETTING LOUDER… diamanté pin

My dog hates you, POODLE pin

PLOT TWIST! Popcorn pin

I am a fucking legend, giant medieval unicorn pin

Nakatomi Plaza Bauble Pin, YIPPEE KI YAY etc etc

Freezing my tits off, snowman pin

Merry Christmas Ya FILTHY ANIMAL, star pin

Professional Clown Pin

Tiny Eggplant/Aubergine pin

You Scumbag, You Maggot, festive hoops

FA LA LA LA LA LA LARGE GLASS OF WINE… necklace

Having a Breakdown, festive lights necklace.

Absolutely the fuck not. Elf on the shelf pin.

FRESH HELL, Christmas tree pin

HIBERNATING, diamanté hedgehog pin

Dove of Peace, diamanté pin

Snowflake!! Diamanté snowflake pin

YOU SCUMBAG (you maggot) diamanté golden caterpillar pin

Bellend, diamanté bell pin

Seasonal Depression, diamanté snowflake pin.

I am a Fucking Legend, giant knight pin

Cockadoodle Don’t, cockerel/rooster pin.

I Am a FUCKING GIFT, diamanté bow pin